Writings

Only Anime I Watch

I used to watch so many anime, now it is down to 1. This is very popular though. It is about a guy trying to fix his erectile dysfunction. I can’t believe I am enjoying a show about a person trying to cure his erectile dysfunction. He is trying to get it up but cannot. I was like, “it is … Read more ...

Writings

If The Government Lost A Jet

It seems the government lost a jet worth 80 million dollars.

If the government lost a jet, just hire this guy to find it.

 

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Ryan’s Resume

Ryan’s Resume

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500 – +1 (555)-123 4567 – mr.amazing@myemail.xyz.avengers.co

 

Work History

Pilot/Soldier Against Thanos And Alien Invaders
April 26, 2019
  • When Thanos arrived with his alien army, I fought in the front lines to protect Earth
  • Killed various types of aliens and destroyed various types of enemy ships
  • Proficient in using energy weapons,
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He Crossed The Rainbow Bridge

This post is going to be very spiritual with lots of woo-woo or mysticism.

So my sister’s dog crossed over the rainbow bridge. If he was my dog, he would have lived 3-5 years more. Unfortunately, he is not and his early death was just the product of bad decision making. As far as I could tell, they gave him … Read more ...

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I Realized Why I Gained Weight

It is the words that I kept saying. I kept saying. “I need to lose weight. I need to lose weight.” I kept saying these words over and over. So I created that reality where I always have to lose weight. The correct way to say it is that “I love my beautiful body. A beautiful body is lean, energetic … Read more ...

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It looks like

It looks like tourists can become a US citizen. Just come here by plane, get processed as an asylum seeker and you will get processed. You don’t even need to live in these shelters. You can live with a relative, or someone you know. Just show up when they are going to process people. Once that is done, find a … Read more ...