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October Predictions

I may put more things, but this is it for now.

Disclaimer: This is not real. This is pure fiction. This has nothing to do with real life. This is only for fun and should not be taken seriously. This is not financial advice. I am just talking to myself.

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Writings

Only Anime I Watch

I used to watch so many anime, now it is down to 1. This is very popular though. It is about a guy trying to fix his erectile dysfunction. I can’t believe I am enjoying a show about a person trying to cure his erectile dysfunction. He is trying to get it up but cannot. I was like, “it is … Read more ...

Writings

If The Government Lost A Jet

It seems the government lost a jet worth 80 million dollars.

If the government lost a jet, just hire this guy to find it.

 

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Writings

Ryan’s Resume

Ryan’s Resume

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500 – +1 (555)-123 4567 – mr.amazing@myemail.xyz.avengers.co

 

Work History

Pilot/Soldier Against Thanos And Alien Invaders
April 26, 2019
  • When Thanos arrived with his alien army, I fought in the front lines to protect Earth
  • Killed various types of aliens and destroyed various types of enemy ships
  • Proficient in using energy weapons,
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He Crossed The Rainbow Bridge

This post is going to be very spiritual with lots of woo-woo or mysticism.

So my sister’s dog crossed over the rainbow bridge. If he was my dog, he would have lived 3-5 years more. Unfortunately, he is not and his early death was just the product of bad decision making. As far as I could tell, they gave him … Read more ...

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I Realized Why I Gained Weight

It is the words that I kept saying. I kept saying. “I need to lose weight. I need to lose weight.” I kept saying these words over and over. So I created that reality where I always have to lose weight. The correct way to say it is that “I love my beautiful body. A beautiful body is lean, energetic … Read more ...